I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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