You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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