There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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