too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?