some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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