wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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