it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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