Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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