i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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