what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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