let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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