Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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