She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Im part way to drunk.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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