It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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