Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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