he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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