I want to make a zoo with you.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.