I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
you would pick up someone in the library
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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