i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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