I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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