fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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