I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My butt remains clenched, sir.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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