so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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This baby is an asshole
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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