he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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