Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I wish you could order shots online.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize