Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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