I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
please come you make the beer taste better
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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