He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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