also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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