Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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