Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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