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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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