I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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