I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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