You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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