I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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