Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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