The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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