Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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