The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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