i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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