so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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