PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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