im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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