Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
two words...techno handjob
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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