normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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