You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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