is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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