Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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