I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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