i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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