If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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