better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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