windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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