I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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