Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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