just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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