very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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