dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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