I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it glows. i had to have it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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