I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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